i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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