Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
