she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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