I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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