i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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