question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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