im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's just like the Real World with babies
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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