Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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