Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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