Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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