You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
soo... how was my night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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