at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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