So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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