YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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