I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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