you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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