Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can Purell be used as lube?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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