this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I could fuck to npr.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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