How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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