I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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