No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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