Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
smell my finger.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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