You really coming over, don't trick.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
my penis made a compromise with my morals
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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