Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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