My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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