Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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