Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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