Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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