omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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