What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
