Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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