like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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