I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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