Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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