Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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