the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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