Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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