Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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