i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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