im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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