At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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