so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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