the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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