Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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