He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
