We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
