You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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