It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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