is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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