Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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